Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Infamous note I posted on Facebook: A MUST READ!

1. I'm 5 ft 3 BIG WHOP!



2. I change clothing styles every school year... I'm thinking Skater next year jk :)



3. People say my hair is long... um. I cut my hair last year soooo you're wrong lol



4. I want to try EVERYTHING! You know how many electives I went through in 3 years? too many



5. O-O-O- OREEEEEEO!



6. I name guys that are cute with candy names: Reeses, M&M's, Twix, Hershey's, etc.



7. I live with my mom and brother. My dad is in prison, and sometimes I wish he would stay there and fall out of touch

8. I'm am probably the BIGGEST wrestling fan you will EVER meet. You should be proud!



9. Reading is AWESOME! you should try it sometimes!



10. I wrote a Bucket List at age 16... yeah, I have goals. Jealous? Maybe this means you need a life



11. I was born in Illinois..... not Chicago.... not Texas..... not Africa



12.I tell people that I'm half Canadian (when they comment on my hair length) so they'll get off my ball sack and think I'm FRIDGE-EN interesting HA!



13. I like people until the prove me wrong. Believe me, I give everyone a chance before I judge them.



14. I've been to at least 6 different schools my whole life. The most I've stayed in one school was 1-3 grade.



15. I work at McDonalds.... sad, but true. Josey and Hebron WOOT WOOT!!



16. I attract weirdos... pretty much everyone reading this is a BIG FAT WEIRDO... just saying. And you are probably a cool weirdo.... who am I kidding. You guys are freaking insane! but I like it!



17. My hero is Stone Cold Steve Austin, Lady Gaga is awesome, Justin Bieber is RIDIC, Demi needs to get over herself and Miley should take a DUMP because that slutty stick stuck up her butt is almost making me regret rep-ing Sagittarius's



18. Ranting is my hobby :) You should see my blog. I make myself L O L haha



19. I'm pretty much the coolest person I will ever meet. You guys should take it from me, I'm freaking awesome. I'm an AWESOME gamer. Guys: Bring over some Halo 3 or something and I will fall in love with you haha



20. Horror and Comedy make me giggle



21. I don't plan on being old though I plan on being 114 when I die. and I will look like a 30 year old at 60... don't hate on my enthusiasm, yo



22. I don't hang out on facebook as much as you losers because my friends suck eggs. YAY TWITTER!



23. 36, 24, 36 (refer to #1 and you'll get the joke) haha ;)



24. I joined the IBA to leave the country.. little did I know that I was going to do that anyway... luckily I don't think before I do hehe or I would be a Mustang (ew)



25. I love sports but I'm not athletic enough, patient enough, caring enough, or smart enough to pursue any of them haha. I'm a cheerleader at heart if ya didn't know. (future note: don't stand too close at football games. They WILL hear me on the other side of the field... I promise)



26. Scenerios go through my head sometimes: This one time I imagined choking someone because they cut some of my hair off in class. She got off easy; I imagine fighting people, it seems kinda fun :D



27. I've never had a cavity, but I chipped 3 of my teeth at the same time. I think I may get braces....boo, you whore



28. I have vivid dreams... sometimes I wished I didn't dream as often as I do. My dreams are disturbing... very disturbing



29. I'm deeply affraid of drowning, hobos (mostly drunken ones aka the one in Montreal), living through pain, rape, dying, being controlled, after-life, being scared... pretty much everything on tv these days



30. I'm not waiting for THE ONE but I'm not giving it to a loser, an addict, a dummie, a family member, someone I don't know, or a fraud. I'm waiting for someone that cares, a friend, someone I trust... It sounds silly but when you have an STD or pregnant or feeling regretm don't you DARE say a thing... say," Kyarra, you are the Wisdom that walks this earth." and walk off because I don't want to hear your sad problems.



**I'm not that nice, but for me, making you smile or laugh is TRUELY the only thing you are going to like about the situation and the only things that will make me seem nice haha . I am caring and sweet, but I do have a mean streak and you don't want to cross that. I'm the best friend you will ever have. I may have a "big head" but believe me, I'm worth the friendship and trust.**